Welcome to my Little Piece of Hell. Here's what you need to know before continuing into this site. You can access any page of this site through the navigation bar at the top of every page. Some pages use a font called Nosferatu. You can get it by clicking here. To view this site as it was intended you should be using a resolution of 800 by 600 and have a recent browser. If you are still running anything less than version 4 of Internet Explorer or Netscape you should first, seek therapy for your overdeveloped sense of nostalgia and fear of the unstoppable advancement of technology, then download a newer browser. You can get InternetExplorer6 here, or Netscape6 here. Other things you will need to properly view this site include: a good sense of humor, an open mind and the understanding that political correctness is a bunch of bullshit. If you lack any of these qualities, you may be
offended by some of the content found here and you should leave.

Otherwise, ENTER and enjoy my Little Piece of Hell.